About the book: year / Meet me, new world! I am strong as a thousand bulls. Handsome, like a hipster lumberjack on the range. Any creature, whether it runs, crawls or flies, at the sight of me, must fall on its face and do two kicks! Fantasy milkmaids, seeing me on the horizon, wave a fan between their legs, hoping to get this noble stallion! The goblins themselves helpfully bring anime chicks to my feet! Heroic Hero! Elite of the elite! Even the system was created only to give me a new can of beer. It wasn't you who called me! It was I who called your little world to me, sitting on a chair! Beware *world data deleted*! Dimon is close! Fuck, what the hell am I talking about... I just sat down to jerk off, then everything was in a fog...