About the book: year / The book is printed with the permission of the author, who kindly provided the original layout of the manuscript. All reprints without the permission of the author are strictly prohibited! Designed for people with a sense of humor and “Soviet pedigree.” For children aged 3 to 7 years – recommended as a coloring book. The book should be used only for its intended purpose. The Russian Ministry of Health warns: the lead contained on every page contributes to the occurrence of a number of cancers, especially the rectum and maybe even the duodenum. In addition, domestic and imported toilet paper, calculated per linear meter, is not much more expensive than lead-stained book sheets. Advice to readers with wild imaginations, inquisitive minds and restless feet - Don't try to find the author! It’s quite difficult for him to live in this world. So he writes about painful things that are painfully familiar and close... He wrote, I write and will write! In the near future, other masterpieces dedicated to ordinary Russian people will be released. Zyama Islambekov’s comedy-adventure novel “It’s So Happens...” is being prepared for publication. And it will not be surprising if, dear reader, you see painfully familiar characters from this or other works by Zyama Islambekov on your TV screens. The book contains obscene language.