About the book: year / What are the risks of purchasing a dacha? Not only with calluses and moping, but also with romantic encounters and not always safe adventures. How to keep family relationships fresh after the golden wedding? Not only with the help of gentle words and gifts, such a simple device as a multifunctional frying pan is also perfect. How to become a famous local writer? Of course, get a personal secretary, become related to vampires and erect a completely man-made monument for yourself... How to properly declare your love so that you will be fed? And what dangers does this feeling pose for a real programmer? How to meet your love without leaving your workplace? And why is it better not to fall in love with a foreign language student? How to write a fashionable poem so that all your online friends will admire it? How – to make the masters happy and move them to tears? How to survive on the global network without being either a spider or a troll? Proper diet and quarrels with neighbors as a source of poetic inspiration! Fried chicken as the basis of a proper diet!..