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MediaDB / «Good girls don't have fangs (LP)" Molly Harper: download fb2, read online
About the book: year / It was probably the gift certificate to Shenanigans that was the last straw for her. When children's librarian and all-around good girl Jane Jameson is fired by her disgusting boss for a twenty-five dollar coupon and potato chips instead of a severance check, she decides to go on a bender that will surely become the stuff of Half Moon Hollow urban legends. On the way home, she was mistakenly mistaken for a deer, shot and left for dead. And only thanks to a mysterious stranger whom she met while drinking neon-colored cocktails, Jane woke up with a thirst for blood that was extremely inappropriate for a decent girl. Now Jane is the fresh recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Back from the Dead Welcoming Committee, and her afterlife is something to get used to. Jane's beloved Aunt, who recently passed away, is now her ghostly roommate. She will have to fake breathing and be careful not to leave her coffin during daylight hours to communicate with her family. She is forced to give up her favorite home-cooked meals in favor of a pack of type 1 blood with Rh negative factor. And the relationship with that sexy, elusive vampire who turned her continues to throw Jane hot and cold. And as if that weren't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame Jane for a series of vampire murders. And what do you tell a decent girl who has risen from the dead to do??